JUNE BUGS!!!!
And why bother calling them June bugs when they come out in April? I see one and immediately scream like a little girl and run around in circles on my tip toes waving my hands like limp noodles!
2, count them 2, made there way into my house tonight!! There buzzing will give me nightmares!!! Girls...you feeling me? You ever had one in your hair? They have those little feelers that stick to everything! OMG I hate those little fuckers.
What is the purpose of them anyway? There sole purpose is to buzz too loudly and to get stuck in our hair, spawning horror and nightmares in unsuspecting, innocent human beings that were simply minding their own business.
Goddamned June Bugs.
Not to mention they are the stupidest damn bugs. What do they gain by flying into my hair? Or they fly into screen doors and they get those awful devil feelers stuck in the door and can't get them out. Stupid bugs. Serves them right.
OMG, did I mention I HATE June bugs?
I fucking hate June bugs.
The worst, most worthless, loudest, scariest bug there is; I would rather have have moths, spiders or ants or be stung by a bee. Seriously. Did I mention I hate June Bugs.
If there is a quiz later and it asks you if I hate June bugs, the answer is True. If there is a question that asks you what bug I hate most, the answer is June Bugs. If the next question is my shoe size, it's 9.
I hate June Bugs.
Good Daya To You! I Said, Good Day!!!
Daya
Monday, April 30, 2012
Monday, April 23, 2012
Tiny canvas!
Sunday afternoon marked a momentous occasion! Kim and I's first outing together since her daughter's birth! We had some much needed pampering and went to see the "The Lucky One"!
So let's start with all the good stuff.
Zac Efron is HOT!
Zac Efron is of age now so I no longer feel like a pedophile for thinking said MAN is HOT!
Movie was great, of course book is better.
Beautiful day!
Spending time with Kim is always a good time!
Now the bad...
Pedicure was awful!
First off, I don't know if other people had appointments but we had to wait while other people who got there after us got seated before us.
Then Kim's pedicure gets started and I waited 15/20 min. lady on my left got hers. (she got there after me).
The guy finally got to me and already we had issues when he was asking me what I wanted and I told him I wanted extra care on my calluses. Ask my sister...I have really nasty callused feet. He just didn't get it. Oh well I figured, he would get it once he saw my feet. Nope.
He did a good job massaging then at the end he asks "what's your favorite color?" (I had picked out neon pink for my paint color already) and I thought he was making conversation. I go on a spiel about how I don't discriminate and it depends on my mood, all the while he nods and isn't doing anything. I think this odd so I pick a color and end the conversation thinking he can't talk and paint at the same time. I was waiting for him to put a design on my big toes.
I say, "blue, if I had to pick I say cobalt blue". So he picks out all his blue out of his cart and I say "nononono, I just want a black design, only black. Black and pink!" he tries to say "blue later?" "sure" I say, "I'll try blue another time." So he gets out the black and I think it's going to be good! Then he gets out the white, real heavy handed on the white, then he gets out green, and gold, and silver (by this time I am 15 minutes late for the movie and I just want him to stop painting!!! Kim has already texted that she has seats saved and the previews are over and the actual movie is started!) and he ends with a nice big dollop of cobalt blue. He is so proud of his tiny canvas'! He says to me boldy, "You like yes! Nobody ever have design like this ever, only you! It' beautiful!"
So let's start with all the good stuff.
Zac Efron is HOT!
Zac Efron is of age now so I no longer feel like a pedophile for thinking said MAN is HOT!
Movie was great, of course book is better.
Beautiful day!
Spending time with Kim is always a good time!
Now the bad...
Pedicure was awful!
First off, I don't know if other people had appointments but we had to wait while other people who got there after us got seated before us.
Then Kim's pedicure gets started and I waited 15/20 min. lady on my left got hers. (she got there after me).
The guy finally got to me and already we had issues when he was asking me what I wanted and I told him I wanted extra care on my calluses. Ask my sister...I have really nasty callused feet. He just didn't get it. Oh well I figured, he would get it once he saw my feet. Nope.
He did a good job massaging then at the end he asks "what's your favorite color?" (I had picked out neon pink for my paint color already) and I thought he was making conversation. I go on a spiel about how I don't discriminate and it depends on my mood, all the while he nods and isn't doing anything. I think this odd so I pick a color and end the conversation thinking he can't talk and paint at the same time. I was waiting for him to put a design on my big toes.
I say, "blue, if I had to pick I say cobalt blue". So he picks out all his blue out of his cart and I say "nononono, I just want a black design, only black. Black and pink!" he tries to say "blue later?" "sure" I say, "I'll try blue another time." So he gets out the black and I think it's going to be good! Then he gets out the white, real heavy handed on the white, then he gets out green, and gold, and silver (by this time I am 15 minutes late for the movie and I just want him to stop painting!!! Kim has already texted that she has seats saved and the previews are over and the actual movie is started!) and he ends with a nice big dollop of cobalt blue. He is so proud of his tiny canvas'! He says to me boldy, "You like yes! Nobody ever have design like this ever, only you! It' beautiful!"
Sunday, April 22, 2012
Peace Can
For Christmas this year Chett got me a van. Yay! Uh, wait. Couldn't drive it for 4 months while he takes his time to get it tagged, he had to get the title from his boss who he bought it from.
I took it upon myself then to sell one of our cars so therefore he had to tag it so I would have a car to drive. Alas, brings the drama.
He goes to tag it with the title. Title needs to be signed by bosses wife. Boss takes at least 3 days to get wife to sign it and give back to Chett, while I have no car to drive.
Also, it is a Missouri vehicle so we had to pay to have it inspected.
I told Chett when I get a new vehicle I want 3 things -
1) more space
2) DVD players for the kids
3) radio that plays my ipod
New van - 2003 has more space. 1 out of 3 things I asked for, no DVDs, and no ipod player... it does have 153,000 miles. Won't play CD's. Drivers window doesn't roll down. Drivers side sliding door only closes when it is slammed because there is a dent. Children don't know how to open the doors (they are used to Mema's super new nice vans)
I tried for so long to be thankful and not look a gift horse in the mouth and then the 2nd day I actually drive it (last week). It overheats on the highway. Really?
So I tried to tell Chett that I hate it but then I still sound ungrateful. He hears "It isn't good enough."
Well......it isn't what I wanted. I didn't get to pick it out. It's broken. Yes, he got a really good deal but if he has to spend all this money to fix the window and the thermostat and serpentene belt and whatever else, cound't I have gotten a nicer van with nothing wrong with it???
So I am just going to bite my tonque and decorate my "piece" with peace signs and make it fun to drive at least. When live gives me shit, I'm gonna make a peace out of it. I'm calling it my Peace Can.
By the way, can you put a peace sign upside down??? I just realized in picture 2, the metal peace signs are upside down....oops.
Picture 4 shows off my fluffy pink steering wheel, peace sign air freshner mom and dad got me for Christmas, and my peace sign, dove, world necklace rearview mirror bling! I also have on order a daisy antenna topper! Woot!
It's a Peace Can!
Good Daya To You! I Said, Good Day!!!
Daya
I took it upon myself then to sell one of our cars so therefore he had to tag it so I would have a car to drive. Alas, brings the drama.
He goes to tag it with the title. Title needs to be signed by bosses wife. Boss takes at least 3 days to get wife to sign it and give back to Chett, while I have no car to drive.
Also, it is a Missouri vehicle so we had to pay to have it inspected.
I told Chett when I get a new vehicle I want 3 things -
1) more space
2) DVD players for the kids
3) radio that plays my ipod
New van - 2003 has more space. 1 out of 3 things I asked for, no DVDs, and no ipod player... it does have 153,000 miles. Won't play CD's. Drivers window doesn't roll down. Drivers side sliding door only closes when it is slammed because there is a dent. Children don't know how to open the doors (they are used to Mema's super new nice vans)
I tried for so long to be thankful and not look a gift horse in the mouth and then the 2nd day I actually drive it (last week). It overheats on the highway. Really?
So I tried to tell Chett that I hate it but then I still sound ungrateful. He hears "It isn't good enough."
Well......it isn't what I wanted. I didn't get to pick it out. It's broken. Yes, he got a really good deal but if he has to spend all this money to fix the window and the thermostat and serpentene belt and whatever else, cound't I have gotten a nicer van with nothing wrong with it???
So I am just going to bite my tonque and decorate my "piece" with peace signs and make it fun to drive at least. When live gives me shit, I'm gonna make a peace out of it. I'm calling it my Peace Can.
By the way, can you put a peace sign upside down??? I just realized in picture 2, the metal peace signs are upside down....oops.
Picture 4 shows off my fluffy pink steering wheel, peace sign air freshner mom and dad got me for Christmas, and my peace sign, dove, world necklace rearview mirror bling! I also have on order a daisy antenna topper! Woot!
It's a Peace Can!
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