Dayne was at Mema Dodo's for 3 days he comes home. He's being all sweet!
Dayne: Daya. Daya. Daya. Daya!
Daya: Yes!
Dayne: You're pretty.
Daya: I think you're pretty too.
Dayne: I'm not pretty! I'm handsome!
Daya: What is Daddy?
Dayne: Daddy's an asshole.
(he goes up to chett and points at him, finger in his actual cheek pointing to him) and he says:
You're an asshole
and then Chett tells me a joke with the punchline being Nagger, to which Dayne immediately repeats....except it doesn't sound anything like Nagger. Chett was covering himself up with a blanket. I remained sober face and told him, that was awful, so now everytime Chett laughs at ANYTHING, Dayne says: Stop laughing. That's awful!
He has also started the "Why" phase. Why? WHY? WHY???? To which I directly follow with the "I've turned into my mother phase" and repeat "Because I'm the Mom that's why!" or with "Because I said so!"
Good times.
,Stay Funny San Diego, Daya
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