I never knew this reason until last night so when I said One and Only reason I hate spring, I didn't know about this one yet!!
There is a bird outside my bedroom window that is maniacal and schizophrenic and rude. It chirps, tweets, tells itself it's a pretty bird, laughs maniacally, coughs, chirps, tweets, pretty bird, pretty bird, cough, cough, laugh, laugh, hack, hack, tweet tweet, sing, sing, sing, sing, pretty bird pretty bird, tweet tweet, chirp, chirp, raaawr, woop, wooop, wooop, whooo, whooo, I'm a pretty I'm a pretty bwahahahaha, whir, whir, tweet!
I even recorded it if anyone disbelieves me! Chett said it sounded like a car alarm!
It was one bird.
Non-stop.
I know I have a history of insanity but Chett has a history of sanity and I have it recorded. This is fo real people. If I hear it tonight I am going to don black ninja gear and stalk that bird to either kill, maim and torture or cage for future use in torture and information gathering.
I will keep you posted.
Seriously though, this bird is going down.
Good Daya To You! I Said, Good Day!!!
Daya
Wednesday, May 9, 2012
Is this juice or pee? Juice or Pee?
Dayne comes out of the bathroom and says, "Does this look like apple juice?" he holds up a blue water bottle with what looks like apple juice in it and I glance quickly and say, "Yeah"Then he says "Wylde, I have apple juice for you! Drink it! Drink the apple juice! I have apple juice for you, you should drink it!"
The excitement and urgency in his voice was a warning to me that something was going on! I immediately called Dayne to me and grabbed his cup. It was warm. "Dayne...what is in this cup?" "Apple juice." "Dayne, what did you do to this cup?" "Nothing." "What did you do to this cup?" "Nothing." "Did you pee in this cup?" "No." "What did you do to this cup?" "I peed in it."
OMG. "Do you know what Wylde would have done if he drank your pee?" Had a major meltdown and cried and would never recover. "He would get sick! It isn't healthy for people to drink pee! That isn't funny!!! Don't you ever do that again!!" Okay, I admit, it was kind of funny and a little frightening that a 4 year old would think to pee in a bottle to play a trick on his 7 year old brother. I am in such big trouble!
Good Daya To You! I Said, Good Day!!! Daya
The excitement and urgency in his voice was a warning to me that something was going on! I immediately called Dayne to me and grabbed his cup. It was warm. "Dayne...what is in this cup?" "Apple juice." "Dayne, what did you do to this cup?" "Nothing." "What did you do to this cup?" "Nothing." "Did you pee in this cup?" "No." "What did you do to this cup?" "I peed in it."
OMG. "Do you know what Wylde would have done if he drank your pee?" Had a major meltdown and cried and would never recover. "He would get sick! It isn't healthy for people to drink pee! That isn't funny!!! Don't you ever do that again!!" Okay, I admit, it was kind of funny and a little frightening that a 4 year old would think to pee in a bottle to play a trick on his 7 year old brother. I am in such big trouble!
Good Daya To You! I Said, Good Day!!! Daya
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