Dayne comes out of the bathroom and says, "Does this look like apple juice?" he holds up a blue water bottle with what looks like apple juice in it and I glance quickly and say, "Yeah"Then he says "Wylde, I have apple juice for you! Drink it! Drink the apple juice! I have apple juice for you, you should drink it!"
The excitement and urgency in his voice was a warning to me that something was going on! I immediately called Dayne to me and grabbed his cup. It was warm. "Dayne...what is in this cup?" "Apple juice." "Dayne, what did you do to this cup?" "Nothing." "What did you do to this cup?" "Nothing." "Did you pee in this cup?" "No." "What did you do to this cup?" "I peed in it."
OMG. "Do you know what Wylde would have done if he drank your pee?" Had a major meltdown and cried and would never recover. "He would get sick! It isn't healthy for people to drink pee! That isn't funny!!! Don't you ever do that again!!" Okay, I admit, it was kind of funny and a little frightening that a 4 year old would think to pee in a bottle to play a trick on his 7 year old brother. I am in such big trouble!
Good Daya To You! I Said, Good Day!!!
Daya
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