I'm in such big trouble!

I think if there was an ornery boy contest Dayne would win. Hands down.  He comes out tonight and knows he should be in bed. He says "Me no sleep" and then smiles, with those dimples and those eyes. Then he turns around and starts playing with his shadow. Chett and I are laughing and so he knows he has an audience. We tell him to go to bed and he says, "Daddy, me help." I say, "What do you need help with?" He says "My pee pee, my butt crack" and starts laughing. 
On a side note to his orneriness... he is so hard to discipline! I get mad and say, "Dayne! I'm gonna spank your ass!" To which he and his brother start laughing becasue I said "ass".  I put him in time out in his room and he tears it apart: takes his stuff off the bed, empties his basket of books, tips over his toys that are big and standing... I put him in time out in the hallway, he crawls to the stairs and makes faces at his brother and I or if Wylde is in Time out he crawls into Wyldes room and they start wrestling and flinging moon sand. I have resorted to having him put his nose on the wall but Wylde can't be around because then they just continue to tease each other. Do I really want more kids? I may only have 2 but these aren't normal children. I should really say I have 4 kids!
Stay Funny San Diego, Daya