There once was a family, driving to christmas with the family. Daddy driving, Mommy wishing she hadn't asked for the Chipmunk Soundtracks for the boys for Christmas, boys listening to Alvin and the chipmunks, hopefully about to nap in the backseat.
Daddy says "Do you have some nug?"
Mommy "Uh, what? Nug?"
Daddy "turn it around"
Mommy "Nug? Why do you need a nug? Oh, I get it you want to kill yourself because of the music."
Daddy "What? Kill myself?"
Mommy "You said you wanted a nug, backwards spells gun...."
Daddy "Oh! LOL I meant mug"
Mommy "Jesus Christ, they are asleep now would you like a piece of friggin GUM?"
Daddy "Yeah."
Stay Funny San Diego, Daya
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