Seriously. Let's consider the tooth fairy for a moment, shall we?
If the tooth Fairy was an actual person, I think it would be male. He would have copious amounts of childrens teeth in his home and a huge bank account! He sneaks into your childs room at night and pays for their teeth. He must be some sort of pedophile/cleptomaniac?
Can you imagine the headlines? Police find thousands of teeth in mans home, tiny man with fairy costume held for questioning.
While we are on this subject. Who invents these things anyway? Is it just me or is a human sized rabbit that walks upright and hides easter baskets not a tad bit terrifying? Have you not seen Donnie Darko??
Sesame Street? Again, human sized monsters with the mentality of children?? Cookie Monster always stealing cookies and yelling/growling whenever he talks, no matter what he is talking about!
I think therapy is going to need to be a mandatory class in junior high and high school. Math, English, Science, History, Psychotherapy!
Stay Funny San Diego, Daya
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