do I have to post to facebook or do some of you "just know"?

It is Sunday 3/13 and my husband got up and went to work today! Baahaahahahahahahahahahahaha! Happy Daylight Savings time to you honey!!!
Also, His snoring has GOT to stop. I think it is mostly cuz he has this snot thing going on, all winter, and "doesn't have time" to see a Dr even though he works at a freaking Hospital. 

Don't get me wrong, I may complain a lot. I do love my husband. He brought me coffee this morning. He thinks I am beautiful no matter what weight and other lovely nice good stuff... but really. Who wants to hear all the lovey yummy good stuff when I have fodder for all this funny stuff? I don't see a show of hands so I'm good to go. Thanks.

Side note. I found out how Dayne got chicken pox! Saw his bus driver at Wal-Mart Friday. She asked how Dayne was doing. She said the student that rides the bus in the morning (Dayne takes afternoon preschool and rides an afternoon bus) and sits in his exact seat had chicken pox right before him and "they never had time to disinfect the seat". She was sorry to hear Dayne had gotten sick.
Gee thanks for the heads up! sure glad I got a note or a call or a smoke signal or something. It was really fun trying to figure how my son got chicken pox out of the clear blue sky. Thanks. Glad we ran into each other today, we have to do this again sometime.  See you say, when he has head lice? Scabies? Can't wait.

My mother in law even after knowing this tidbit of information still thinks he had poison ivy.  I think my sister in law reads these and I mean no offense but seriously, he had chicken pox. I am 100% sure.

Good Daya To You! I Said, Good Day!!! Daya

For Your Information

I mentioned at some point in time about some headaches I have been having.
I see a neurologist.
She prescribed Topomax. or Topamax or Topirimate or whatever it is. Google it if it means that much  to you and I am sure you can figure out what the heck it really is. I am way way too lazy to get off my fat ass to go look at the bottle to get the proper name for this silly blog. Anyway....
It has side effects.
Pop or anything with carbonation really, tastes flat. Weightloss Win!
Gives me a Brain cloud. Intelligence Fail!
I can't think of words to save my life. Seriously. The other day, couldn't think of the word "consultant" so said " those people that are hired to come do things and then leave". I also apparently forget how to drive cars. Well let's be honest. I have never really been able to do that but I am blaming it on the meds. K? THE MEDS. If anyone asks, The meds make it so I make stupid automobile mistakes. Like for example, running into the hand rail out side my house and breaking it with the side of car. Not that I did that. I did. But it was the meds. Yes. I told the husband.
Good Day to you. I said Good Day!
Daya

The only title is that I have no title.

I have trouble falling asleep sometimes at night so I like to plays games in the dark in bed. Games like solitaire and what not to take my mind of world events like gas prices and Libya and Egypt bahahahaha. Who am I fooling. I mean lay awake with things on my mind like: are gushers better than pop tarts for breakfast? they have juice in the middle!  Did anyone notice when I went to the into wylde's school the other day without shoes on?  I was talking about something.
Oh so.... I have been hearing about this game Angry birds and I think, hey I think I will try that before I go to bed. I go to to bed at 1am. I turn in the bed to adjust and HOLY SHIT  it is 430am!!! Well now I am all revved up playing this game but i am going to need to get up in 3 hrs cuz that is when the kids get up so I put it away and try to go to sleep.
The rest of the night is restless. A sort of half in, half out sleep. I hate those! I remember saying to my husband "This is the second time I have heard foot steps with purpose. I think someone is in the house. Oh wait. It is 9am. I suppose it is the kids. I ought to get up."
Who says that? "I hear footsteps with purpose?"  Dear husband, I don't mean to disturb you from your slumber but it appears that male intruders have made their way into our establishment and mean to do harm to either our home or our person, please awake and protect your heritage.
I had no idea I was so proper in my slumber.
On a side note, if anyone knows of Erin Brokovich's phone number, I may wish to phone her. I call some serious shenanigans up in here!! Dayne just finished with chicken pox and now has some snot and cough thing going on. Chett has a high fever with mucus. Neighbor up the street has strep and bronchitis. Her husband has poison ivy on his face. I swear tomorrow another neighbor is gonna come over and say she has appendicitis with a side of athletes foot and her husband has pink eye and hemrhoids.
Side note side note, It is HOT as FUCK up in this mother fucker! Apparently when my husband is sick with a high fever and he is cold he thinks the whole fucking world is under another ice age and turned the heat up! I have been sweating my ass off all day, and just now figured it out. Brain Fail! Cold Shower Win!
Good Day to you. I said Good Day.
Daya

Do they also say something about sailors having dirty language?

I feel the F word coming on ya'll. It's one of those days.  I know my husbands mother taught him better than this. He uses the vaccuum (rarely) and leaves it out. He takes his shoes off randomly and leaves them. He uses his tools (rarely) and leaves them out. Kids use tissues ALL THE TIME, one kleenex for every one time they pick their nose, which I suppose is good but I am getting off track....where was I..... OMG tissues ALL OVER the house. When they want a snack they know they can get their own cheesestick or 90 calorie granola bar and then their trash is everywhere. They use the bathroom and wash their hands and dry their hands and throw the towel on the floor.  I realize I am a stay at home and my job is to pick up this house and take care of the children.
I should also be thankful my children use kleenexs and wash their hands and are able to get their own snacks but today as I pick up my 1000th tissue and see my husbands pajamas all over the bathroom floor and his tools in the living room and his tennis shoes in the kitchen and the vaccuum in the hallway I feel like becoming a trucker, a dirty, filty mouthed, mother trucker.

Stay Funny San Diego, Daya

I am going to be a freaking billionaire!

I am listening to my ipod and I LOVE to sing to music. Alas the husband is trying to sleep. He does not appreciate my singing him to sleep.
LIGHTBULB! Sound muffle attachment for the headphones! wouldn't that be amazing! kids could wear them in the car so all the kids could listen and sing to their individual music. performers could practice in hotels without waking anyone up. I could sing while my husband sleeps without bothering him! Anyone got the specs on how to build one? I will cut you in 40/60!

Stay Funny San Diego, Daya

I am feeling especially chatty tonight....

Not sure why but I was feeling llike posting a lot of status updates but instead i thought I would just put them into a blog.
And now that I plan to do that I can't remember everything I wanted  to say. Isn't that always the way?

Does anyone else diesect their food? I take the candy coating off of Reeses Pieces (and tear up my mouth in the process) I take the caramel off of twix and eat the cookie separate. I eat the chocolate off of Kit Kat and Butterfinger and Peanut Butter Cups and then eat the insides. Peanut Butter Bars and Wafer Cookies in their layers. Also the biscuits that come in layers I separate their layers too. I wonder if there is a technical term for this?? Anyone else do this???

I just recently got an ipod and have been feeling it up with music.  As I listen to it, it makes me laugh. The music is SO funny. One second Whip Your Hair (willow Smith), the next Sailing (Christopher Cross), the next Adele, the next Miley Cyrus the next Cee Lo the next Mama Papas. I mean, I figure everyones is probably like that but going from Justin Beiber Never Say Never to Here Comes the Hot Stepper to Over the Rainbow just cracks myself up.

Speacking of my ipod....I had no idea how many songs actually had cussing in them! I cringe everytime I hear cussing in the songs! Fuck is a very popular word and it is the mother of all cuss words!!! i only say that word when I am very very angry and yet i happily sing it everyday! In front of the children nontheless! and then hope they don't repeat it! Dear Lord I hope they don't repeat it! They do know it is the mother of all cuss words. In those exact words.  But seriously....I love that song "Fuck you" by Cee Lo, Don't you??

I thought I had much more to say. But that's all. I think. Til I hit publish post and then it will all hit me but by then I will be like meh.

Meh is code for too lazy to get back on here and type more.

Stay Funny San Diego, Daya

Not really funny but happy regardless.

What an amazing day.
Let's count the ways:
10. multi-grain waffles for breakfast
9. hot pink flower in my hair
8. sunshine
7. above freezing temperatures
6. great friends
5. baby girl time
4. long walk in the beautiful weather with the aforementioned great friends and baby girl
3. hubby made dinner
2. did I mention the sunshine?
1. Did I mention the walk with great friends?

What a great day. I am such a happy girl. Vitamin D, Kim, Katy, Brylee, Ravioli, Twix, exercise, I highly recommend them all to everyone!

Stay Funny San Diego, Daya