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I have trouble falling asleep sometimes at night so I like to plays games in the dark in bed. Games like solitaire and what not to take my mind of world events like gas prices and Libya and Egypt bahahahaha. Who am I fooling. I mean lay awake with things on my mind like: are gushers better than pop tarts for breakfast? they have juice in the middle!  Did anyone notice when I went to the into wylde's school the other day without shoes on?  I was talking about something.
Oh so.... I have been hearing about this game Angry birds and I think, hey I think I will try that before I go to bed. I go to to bed at 1am. I turn in the bed to adjust and HOLY SHIT  it is 430am!!! Well now I am all revved up playing this game but i am going to need to get up in 3 hrs cuz that is when the kids get up so I put it away and try to go to sleep.
The rest of the night is restless. A sort of half in, half out sleep. I hate those! I remember saying to my husband "This is the second time I have heard foot steps with purpose. I think someone is in the house. Oh wait. It is 9am. I suppose it is the kids. I ought to get up."
Who says that? "I hear footsteps with purpose?"  Dear husband, I don't mean to disturb you from your slumber but it appears that male intruders have made their way into our establishment and mean to do harm to either our home or our person, please awake and protect your heritage.
I had no idea I was so proper in my slumber.
On a side note, if anyone knows of Erin Brokovich's phone number, I may wish to phone her. I call some serious shenanigans up in here!! Dayne just finished with chicken pox and now has some snot and cough thing going on. Chett has a high fever with mucus. Neighbor up the street has strep and bronchitis. Her husband has poison ivy on his face. I swear tomorrow another neighbor is gonna come over and say she has appendicitis with a side of athletes foot and her husband has pink eye and hemrhoids.
Side note side note, It is HOT as FUCK up in this mother fucker! Apparently when my husband is sick with a high fever and he is cold he thinks the whole fucking world is under another ice age and turned the heat up! I have been sweating my ass off all day, and just now figured it out. Brain Fail! Cold Shower Win!
Good Day to you. I said Good Day.
Daya