Do they also say something about sailors having dirty language?

I feel the F word coming on ya'll. It's one of those days.  I know my husbands mother taught him better than this. He uses the vaccuum (rarely) and leaves it out. He takes his shoes off randomly and leaves them. He uses his tools (rarely) and leaves them out. Kids use tissues ALL THE TIME, one kleenex for every one time they pick their nose, which I suppose is good but I am getting off track....where was I..... OMG tissues ALL OVER the house. When they want a snack they know they can get their own cheesestick or 90 calorie granola bar and then their trash is everywhere. They use the bathroom and wash their hands and dry their hands and throw the towel on the floor.  I realize I am a stay at home and my job is to pick up this house and take care of the children.
I should also be thankful my children use kleenexs and wash their hands and are able to get their own snacks but today as I pick up my 1000th tissue and see my husbands pajamas all over the bathroom floor and his tools in the living room and his tennis shoes in the kitchen and the vaccuum in the hallway I feel like becoming a trucker, a dirty, filty mouthed, mother trucker.

Stay Funny San Diego, Daya