Hair today, hairier tomorrow.

Why is it that the older I get the hairier I get? I mean you would think that like other things we would evolve. There is no reason why this female body needs more hair. Or why any older person needs more hair. Old people have temperature control issues as it is.  Right? It's 80degrees outside and they wear  sweaters with scarves and complain about the windows being open. They don't need the extra hair to die sooner from heat exhaustion.
So again., why am I getting hairier? My eyebrows are growing down to my eyelashes.  Cuz it's sexy to have hairy eyelids.  My eyebrows are also growing outwards, beginning to meet my hairline.  However, the hair is blond so even though the hair is there it is of no use whatsoever. Thanks. Exactly what I want as I get older. Invisible useless hair.  So even though I have eyebrow hair by the wig fulls, it still looks like I am related to Dr. Spock (google it girls).
I have also began weekly checks on my jaw bone for long unexpected hairs.  The heavy invisible increasing growth of hair there gives me great worry that one of the hairs will decide it is a black sheep... and grow long and black and I will be standing in the check out line at Wal-Mart while the hot high school boy in line behind me, stares horrifyingly at my profile. 
We could talk about the veritable vaginal forest but I digress there.
Then there are my ankles. My leg hair is blond. My arm hair is blond, all the extra growth of hair on my face is blond. My ankle hair is black. What..The. Fuck.  I have nothing else to say about that. I am stumped beyond words.

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