Why?

As I sit here and watch Project Runway I can't help but think....Why can't heterosexual men be stylish and sexy and fashionable like homosexual men are?
My friend Katy and I were at a gas staion the other day and saw this amazing looking man who was dressed impeccably and matching his shoes to his belts to his sunglasses and his jeans were amazing. Immediately we look at each other and say, "Gay". 
This is where I fall to my knees and throw my hands up screaming "Why? Why? Why?" Why can't our husbands dress like these sexy gay men?  Why can't my husband be gay??? Why? Why? Why?
Don't tell Chett but seriously ya'll.... he wears a pair of my umbros (that they don't make anymore) from when I was in high school, so he is wearing 18yr old womens soccer shorts. He doesn't like mens shorts because they are too long so he wears womens gym shorts. He can't tell the difference between Navy and Black.  Ugh.

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