I hate Spring for ONE reason!!

JUNE BUGS!!!!
And why bother calling them June bugs when they come out in April? I see one and immediately scream like a little girl and run around in circles on my tip toes waving my hands like limp noodles!
2, count them 2, made there way into my house tonight!! There buzzing will give me nightmares!!! Girls...you feeling me?  You ever had one in your hair? They have those little feelers that stick to everything! OMG I hate those little fuckers.
What is the purpose of them anyway? There sole purpose is to buzz too loudly and to get stuck in our hair, spawning horror and nightmares in unsuspecting, innocent human beings that were simply minding their own business.
Goddamned June Bugs.
Not to mention they are the stupidest damn bugs. What do they gain by flying into my hair? Or they fly into screen doors and they get those awful devil feelers stuck in the door and can't get them out. Stupid bugs. Serves them right. 
OMG, did I mention I HATE June bugs?
I fucking hate June bugs.
The worst, most worthless, loudest, scariest bug there is; I would rather have have moths, spiders or ants or be stung by a bee. Seriously. Did I mention I hate June Bugs.
If there is a quiz later and it asks you if I hate June bugs, the answer is True. If there is a question that asks you what bug I hate most, the answer is June Bugs.  If the next question is my shoe size, it's 9.
I hate June Bugs.


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