2nd reason I hate Spring!

I never knew this reason until last night so when I said One and Only reason I hate spring, I didn't know about this one yet!!
There is a bird outside my bedroom window that is maniacal and schizophrenic and rude. It chirps, tweets, tells itself it's a pretty bird, laughs maniacally, coughs, chirps, tweets, pretty bird, pretty bird, cough, cough, laugh, laugh, hack, hack,  tweet tweet, sing, sing, sing, sing, pretty bird pretty bird, tweet tweet, chirp, chirp, raaawr, woop, wooop, wooop,  whooo, whooo, I'm a pretty I'm a pretty bwahahahaha, whir, whir, tweet!
I even recorded it if anyone disbelieves me! Chett said it sounded like a car alarm!
It was one bird.
Non-stop.
I know I have a history of insanity but Chett has a history of sanity and I have it recorded. This is fo real people.  If I hear it tonight I am going to don black ninja gear and stalk that bird to either kill, maim and torture or cage for future use in torture and information gathering.
I will keep you posted.


Seriously though, this bird is going down.

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