I am vomiting, the first thing people think is "You're pregnant!"
I'm a bitch, I must be "Pms-ing"
If there is a scratch on my car, I must be a HORRIBLE woman driver!
What can we assume about men?
If he vomit's, he must be an alcoholic?
If he is cranky, he must be an asshole.
If there is a scratch on his car, it must have been done by HORRIBLE woman driver.
I can't do percentages in my head. I must be blonde. It's just really hard. Why can't they just put the new discounted price on the tag? I can figure 50% but what is 30% of 39.95? OMG why do they have to make it so hard. Don't get me started that is a whole other blog.
I want to know why my mail man will bring a package to my door but put all the mail that comes that same day he puts in the mailbox. Why can't he just bring it all up in one trip and then skip my mailbox?
yeah, okay that's it for this too. I'm out, like Lance Bass!
Stay Funny San Diego, Daya
2 comments:
Mail man....I know right!! Mine won't deliver if there is a car blocking our mailbox!! WHAT! So he waits til the next day we he can just drive right up. What happened to delivering the mail all the time, rain or shine, even if a damn car is blocking my mailbox!?! Get out of your truck and bring me my mail!
I know, right!?
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