Dayne Dayne Dayne

I could prolly go on and on and on about him, the funny things he says, etc.
He likes to eat Play dough.
He loves to sing (lately his song of Choice is Lady Gaga "Telephone"). He sings over and over and over again "I'm kinda busy, I'm kinda busy, I'm kinda busy"
When my toaster oven is not in use it sits on a shelf on my island. It is in a great spot for him to play with and since it isn't plugged in, I allow him to play with it. However, when Chett went to use it tonight he found a sock, some old stale bread and a little doll happy meal toy.  I may have to keep a closer eye on that.
He also decided today was no shirt day. Sure. Fine. Whatever.
He said at the dinner table tonight he was tired and laid his head on Chetts shoulder. After dinner the kids had bathes and then we put jammies on and the kids went to bed (after not answering questions about what a buzzkill was during the sex scenes of Glee).  The boys were both good and quiet and Chett and I knew they were asleep.Yeah right. I need to stop assuming with Dayne and just expect something ornery. He had snuck into Wyldes room and was sitting on Wyldes bed, while Wylde was asleep, and was playing Wylde's leapster.
I watered my Christmas cactus, and it was sitting in my sink. He helped me by drowning it or "watering" my plant some more. I hope it survives...that was my fault for leaving it within reach.
As I was cleaning this morning I hear him say he needs to go pee. Next then he says is that the pee won't come out. Um. WTF. "Dayne, we don't want the pee to come out into your pants anyway! Get into the bathroom and get your pee into the toilet!!!!" So he goes to the bathroom and comes back out and says "It came out!" Yay for small victories!
I went through this with Wylde, men with goatees are grandpas. Since both of the boys' grandpas have goatees it is a universal thing. It is still a little embarrassing though as we walk through a store and Dayne starts yelling, "Papa! Papa! Papa!" and I have to explain how just because he has a goatee doesn't make him his Papa.
Also explaining the hierarchy of family is so difficult! He was telling me today that Kostin (my nephew, his cousin) is awesome and his friend. I told him Kostin was his cousin. He asked if Kostin was my cousin and I said no Kostin is my nephew. So then we talked KyElle (my neice, his cousin) and how Mema Jojo is my mom and his grandma and then it got confusing to talk about how Daynes Dad's Dad is Papa Richard and so on. Finally I just resigned and said we were all friends and that it was time to nap!
He also decided today that he wanted to talk about boobies and "nickles" or nipples. Since he was shirtless he wanted to talk about his boobies. I told him women had boobies but men and boys have a chest. So then he wanted to discuss "nickles". Yes, mommy has nickles. Yes daddy has nickles. Yes Mema has nickles. Everyone has nickles. Yes Mommy has boobies. No daddy doesn't have boobies. Yes, Mema has boobies. No Papa has a chest, well...okay, he kinda has boobies.
Stay Funny San Diego, Daya