Apparently my body has an expiration date and it is slowly expiring! I think I am doing good by getting my flu mist vaccination. However, an hour later I have a seizure at Kohls; causing me to bite my tongue, hit my head and dislocate my shoulder. Then while I am at the primary care physicians office, she finds a heart murmur. Today I spent the morning getting an MRI of my shoulder and head, and pulled a muscle in my thigh getting up from the table.
I am scared to move, I might break a hip next time. I better go back to the Dr and check for diverticulitis! If this is the way aging is going to go from here on out I don't think I like it. Heck, i don't think I will make it very long if I continue on this path.
Okay, that's not funny. Surely this is all some sort of fluke. Maybe this is my bodies way of saying - "Hey, fat ass!!! Go ahead and have another donut! It's okay we can handle it! NOT!"
Stay Funny San Diego, Daya
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