Am I supposed to know what happens to the birds in the winter? I know that geese fly south; what about the others? They don't chirp and their bird baths are all frozen over. Do they hibernate? Do they also fly south, albeit quieter and less flamboyant than the geese?
As I was laying down the other day, relaxing with a book while the boys were at school, I heard chirping. It was background noise that I heard but didn't "hear"... you get me? However, the book got boring so I noticed the chirping more. Thought to myself how nice it was to hear the birds, how nice it was that my house was quiet enough to hear such a beatufil sound. As I tuned into the chirping, it occured to me that the chirping was steady, coming at about every 3 seconds or so. I tuned into it even more, steadying my breathing to here the bird because it was weird - like a clock almost. Oh gees. The chirping was coming everytime I breathed out - of my nose.
The bird wasn't a bird. It was my nose. My nose was chirping like a bird. I had no idea I was so unintentionally musically. I should start a band. That's what I will do, I will put on some cordouroy pants, bells on my socks and start a one man band.
Stay Funny San Diego, Daya
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