The tale of Dr. Daya and Mrs. Clean.
I think it would be better for everyone, to an extent that the house was never cleaned. I cleaned today. Bathrooms, dusting, some windows, dishes, sweeping, vaccuuming, cleaned the couch...all the good stuff. Now...I am OCD bitch. I follow the kids everywhere...especially to the bathroom. I catch myself saying all day, I just cleaned this house, don't get it dirty! Of course when they go to the bathroom and wash their hands they get water all over the mirror. They brush their teeth and get toothpaste all over the sink. Yesterday when they washed their teeth I was watching TV and farming on Farmville without a care in the world. Not today...today I am sitting on the toilet, with towel in hand drying up any water spot in the sink or mirror, washing down every little toothpaste spittle. I even closed and locked the bathroom door just so it would stay clean for an hour. I LOVE a clean house but the clean house doesn't love me.
Stay Funny San Diego, Daya
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