Wylde says to me... (FYI - he has a cold with a horrible cough and no one else in the house is sick)
"I know why I'm coughing...it's because I ate my boogers and they are stuck in my throat!"
Gag. Uh. I say to him "I thought you didn't eat your boggers anymore?
"I was eating them while I took a nap today."
"Eating your boogers is gross. Boogers are full of germs. That is why you are sick because you were eating your boogers."
"Boogers taste like candy and sugar."
"Really? Well eating real sugar and candy doesn't make you sick, well it can but not sick with coughing and sneezing. Are you gonna wat your boogers anymore?"
"No." ( I don't believe him. He couldn't keep a straight face)
Yes. My child picks his nose and eats his boogers. Apparently his boogers taste like candy and sugar. I gotta hand it to him, if my boogers tasted like candy and sugar...I might eat them too.
Stay Funny San Diego, Daya
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