There once was a girl from Emporia
Starting a blog gave her euphoria
They said she was a bitch, she didn't mean to ignore ya
If you were nice she would smile toward ya
She grew hungry and ate at the cafeteria
Eating the crab salad there gave her diarrhea
Too much pooping sent her into hysteria
She got a hemorhoid and named her Gloria
They became the best of friends, enjoying Sangria.
This is the end. The end of my aria.
Stay Funny San Diego, Daya
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