So. I am ready to get this damn IUD out!!! Its only been in for 2 years and it can stay in for 5 but this thing is Miraining on my parade (I have the Mirena, FYI). I have had my period for the last 2 weeks. For Real. No really.
I mean I had awful periods before this.....last 6 days bleed so heavy for 3 days that I couldn't leave the house unless I knew ahead of thime there would be a red/burgundy couch I could sit upon and wore the same matching shade of pants. However...I would take that in a heartbeat instead of this crap that lasts more than 2 weeks! It gets longer every month I think! Don't get me wrong, I don't bleed heavy but this *(edited for fear of vomiting and/or backlash) stuff has gone on too long. I am breaking out with the tell tale acne on my forhead and feel the need to eat donuts on the hour every hour so I must be PMSing... but the MSing never stopped. Its lovely, and the husband really loves rancid ketchup with his french fries. Was that too much? Sorry.
I think I will call tomorrow and see about getting this thing as far away from me as humanly possible. Oh wait. It's plastic, I think. Surely she would let me have it since it's got my junk all over it. I should light it on fire! Muahahahahahahahahahaha
On a side note. I got my first mosquito bite today! I wish those things would mosquitaddle away! I have successfully scratched a hole into my ankle. Always happens on the first one.
Husband: "What are you doing?"
Me: "My ankle itches!"
H: "You haven't stopped scratching for 10 minutes"
M: "What part of "my ankle itches" didn't you understand?"
H: "Well if you don't stop scratching you are going to hurt yourself."
M: "But it feels so good!"
H: "Can I help you scratch?"
M: "Ouch...just hurt myself. Gotta go get a bandaid."
Stay Funny San Diego, Daya
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This really sucks Daya! I, on the other hand... love my Mirena! I've had mine in for 2 years too... and haven't bled since month 2 of having it put in :) Bet you want to hit me right now, huh? SMILE :)
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