I lost my spray paint!

So, I may have told this story to some of you but I don't care who you are, it's funny.
To make my peeps paraphenalia I spray paint the peeps with a clear coat! I went to spray them with a second coat and I couldn't find the paint! I looked EVERYWHERE (that means - even in the refridgerator)! Finally I asked the boys if they had taken it, thinking to myself  "Well....at least it is clear paint." Dayne said he threw it over the deck. No. No, he didn't. I asked Wylde and he said he thought Dayne took it and he knew where it was. I said, "Go get it!! I need it!!" So he leaves for 15 minutes and proudly walks into the kitchen exclaiming "I found it!!!" I say "Good job, Wylde!!" as I slowly pull myself away from dinner and turn to find him holding my hot pink vibrator.
Yeah... that's not spray paint. Time to find a new hiding spot....not under the bed.

Stay Funny San Diego, Daya