So Wylde stomps out of his room the other night and says "You forgot to spray my monster spray!" Monster spray is just some body spray I spray around his room to keep the monsters away....they HATE sweet smelling childrens room! wink wink...So, I say "well just spray it yourself!" I mean afterall I was trying to FARM, how dare he interrupt my harvesting pumpkins! He says, after rolling his eyes, "but last time I sprayed the monster spray all by myself I sprayed it in my eyes." For a 5 year old the indignation in that phrase was astounding. I will never forget to spray the monster spray again. Guilt trips are long lonely trips.
Stay Funny San Diego, Daya
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