I had a revelations tonight.
1. I am so glad that God put me in this fat body because if I had been healthy and skinny, I would be such a conceited mean bitch!
2. Pretty Wild is the dumbest show ever. Really? you have a stripper pole in your house? Really? your mom home schools you? Really? Your mom teaches you how to pose for playboy? Really?
3. My new favorite word is: DUMB. Stupid is so 1990's... Why did I take this road? I am so DUMB.
4. I wonder if tomorrow when you respond to this and I remember that I wrote this, I will think, I am so DUMB! Why did I drink and blog? or will I think. . . OMG I am so smart, funny!
Stay Funny San Diego, Daya
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If it wasn't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.
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