I totally thought she was a psychopath! Maybe it was the wide eyed never blinking stare? The sweet ever smiling one tooth missing grin? The fact that we were at a "witches coven"? The red hair? No offense Candy - maybe it is because she is a librarian? Whatever it is I know she is going to slice my throat and steal my kidneys while I am sleeping tonight.
She was too nice, too smart, too quiet, too talkative, too weird...too something....I can't quite put my finger on it. I'm not the only one that thought so either! My neighbor thought so too. So if you don't hear from me on Facebook or blogging for awhile....you know the redheaded librarian witch killed me while I slept and stole my kidneys. Probably ate them too. Or planted some trees on them. Wait....that's placentas...nevermind.
Stay Funny San Diego, Daya
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