I bought 2 packages of strawberries today. They are in season. They looked delicious! Of course they come prepackaged in those delightful clear plastic containers. I thought I was deligent in looking for the best strawberries but apparently not! I feel like in the 2 packages I purchased, I really only got less than one package of good strawberries! I call shenanigans! I think they deliberately load up these containers with half rotten strawberries, turned in such a way that you can't tell that they are rotten. That way they make money off of rotten fruit! If they let us pick our own strawberries by the pound like all the other fruit and vegetables, they would lose money from all the rotten strawberries that no one wants! If anyone knows a strawberry farmer, could you let me know on the down low? I want to infiltrate the strawberry business and expose these rotten scoundrels for the rotten strawberries they are. I also wonder why they put such a soft fruit in those packages... when you put them so close together, they are bound to get soft spots. Is there some sort of coalition against us having fresh, perfect strawberries in abundance? I, again, call sheninigans. Remember, on the down low, give me details about any known strawberry farmers. Also, you might let me know what a strawberry farmer looks like. I want to make sure I blend in. Thanks. If you don't hear from me via, blog or facebook - you know they caught on... alert the media.
Stay Funny San Diego, Daya
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